Terms, Conditions & Privacy In Plain English

NOTE: For the full (and boring) legal terms and conditions, please CLICK HERE.

Hi there!

Thanks for visiting our website! The goal of this page is to help you understand how we use visitor information (like yours) in our marketing and on our website.

The short answer is that we use the “Golden Rule” – That is to say, that we don’t do anything with your information that we wouldn’t be comfortable with someone else doing with our visitor data and personal information.

We understand that your privacy is very important and the first thing we do to insure that your private information stays private is to use a SSL secured website. This means that any information (purchase or otherwise) that you share with this website is fully encrypted with the most modern encryption technologies.

Next, you should know that when you visit our website, we use industry standard tools like Google Analytics to gather usage data (what pages you visit) and demographic data (your geographic region for example) on a NON individual basis about our users. This means that we get aggregate data but do not track you on an individual basis unless you give us permission. An example of “giving permission” would be purchasing our product. When you purchase a product, we use the personal information you give us (name, address etc) to fulfill your order. For the full list of the industry standard tracking and marketing software, apps and platforms that we use, please CLICK HERE.

We also utilize “cookies” which allow us to provide you with services like a functioning shopping cart. We also use these cookies to help our marketing efforts to serve ads to users who have expressed an interest in our product.

We also offer a newsletter that you can sign up for and that we use to offer information and discounts. If you sign up for our email newsletter, we will email you. You can, of course, unsubscribe at any time.

That about sums up the basics! If you want the legal version of our terms and conditions and privacy policy, please CLICK HERE.

Thank you for visiting our site and please try our soap!

  • Connector.

    100% Secure Website

    Our entire site uses modern SSL encryption to insure your privacy. Your browsing and purchase info is 100% secure.

  • Connector.

    We Use Analytics

    To better understand our users and our marketing, we use platforms like Google Analytics to learn about visitors and site usage trends on a non-individual basis.

  • Connector.

    Fair & Transparent

    We only utilize modern digital marketing techniques that fit the high ethical standards that we would feel comfortable with others using with us.

  • Connector.

    Easy To Reach

    We value the trust you put in us. If you have questions about this page or anything on our site, please don’t hesitate to Contact Us Here.

  • Connector.

    Your Satisfaction Is Most Important

    At the end of the day, we want happy customers. If there is anything you have read here that is unclear or if we can help you in any way, please don’t hestitate to Contact Us Here.